Babysitting Talk

Me twirling my hair with my finger...
Jonah: Don't touch your hair!
Me: Why?
Jonah: Zachy will be mad at you.
Me: Why?
Jonah: Cuz you mess it up.
Me: You're funny.
Jonah: No you're funny Kari (he skips the 'l')

Me: Jonah, who's your favorite cousin?
Jonah: You
Me: But I'm your aunt.
Jonah: No you's Kari.